While I genuinely applaud Brooks for putting out a 10 year warranty (which in this day and age is almost unheard of) but I have an equally genuine issue with calling it "Brooks Forever." Because, umm, 10 years ≠ forever.

This is the most blatant case of false advertising since my suit against the movie The Neverending Story. -- Attorney Lionel Hutz

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