Well that escalated quickly. Decided heck with it and grabbed the Bolt, last red one in stock at Lordgun and only place it was on sale, $225 + $15 priority shipping and no tax.

Would've went black but couldn't understand why Wahoo decided to put blue accents on only the black, which would've clashed with my red bike...helps my bike is red I suppose.

Appreciate the suggestions, looked at every one but ultimately decided I still wanted elevation despite my generally simple wants so I figured I'd just buy a nice computer.