Also, just some stats for Denmark (population 5.8m ppl)

According to new figures from the national statistics keepers, Danmarks Statistik, 52,465 bicycles were stolen in Denmark last year. While it sounds like a lot, it’s actually the lowest since statistics began to be kept 42 years ago.

Essentially 1% or 1 in every 100 Danes had a bike stolen.

That's how it goes. Just ride a piece of junk that works well.