Originally Posted by slopvehicle
actually during the ride?
How about taking way too long to lock up outside the bar?! "Hold on, guys, I just gotta put one more u-lock through the chainring! Do you think I should use 'the Sheldon Method'? What? Where's my cable? Hold on, I forgot to take off my lights..."
hmm, well...only occasionally.
and that lock thing is funny. u-lock, sheldon method. ta-da.