No. I'd take a cabin on a container ship if I knew how to book such a thing, though.
Booking a room on a container ship
A guy with two 1200km and one 1000km brevets in one year, I'd like to see him do PBP after a tramp steamer run across the Atlantic. Just for my entertainment, I'm selfish that way.
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If someone tells you that you have enough bicycles and you don't need any more, stop talking to them. You don't need that kind of negativity in your life.