If you must know...
Since I've been riding a bike from age 6, I've had plenty of typical cuts and bruises from minor crashes. The worst was a broken arm in third grade after a failed wheelie. Got left hooked by a car 6 years ago. Destroyed bike, but I got away with very minor injuries. 3 years ago got hit by wrong way cyclist around a blind corner on MUP. Bike had front wheel and chain ring ruined. My left leg got a really huge lump on it and still doesn't look or feel right to this day.