Originally Posted by
phile
only use this if you are willing to take the risk of jackalopes humping your earholes. it is a well known fact that purple strings are the way female jackalopes let the males know they are ready to mate.
Well, let's nevermind the purple string then. 😲 And please, everyone, stop disrespecting leprechauns, especially so close to St. Patrick's Day. You don't want them peeing in your Lucky Charms, do you?