Originally Posted by
MattTheHat
Three pages in and nobody has mentioned the best defense against the jackelope, which is the clampoon. Not easily carried on a bicycle. I'm surprised a telescoping version hasn't come to market.
-Matt
It's a PITA to fly with clampoons. They get confiscated if not cleaned properly and replacement is sketchy in third world countries although a village smitty can sometimes forge one in a pinch.