I told this Aldi story here last Christmas but here is the retell. My wife bought a small throw blanket at the checkout and I carried it to the car (no bags, remember) and by the time we got to the car, I was covered with little white fuzzballs. No way that my wife was going to have this in her house so she turned around and walked right back in and tried to return it. Didn't even get to the car. No go - Aldi doesn't do returns during the Christmas season.