I gathered as much; please take no offense.
OTOH I had (past tense) a friend who tried to hide major bike purchases from his wife. When he asked if I would take delivery for him, so his wife wouldn’t notice I told him I charge a 50% fee off the price of the purchases.
He got mad but I told him that 50% was a cheap price to cover up his deception.
He hasn’t talked to me since then.
Oh well.