I gathered as much; please take no offense.

OTOH I had (past tense) a friend who tried to hide major bike purchases from his wife. When he asked if I would take delivery for him, so his wife wouldn’t notice I told him I charge a 50% fee off the price of the purchases.

He got mad but I told him that 50% was a cheap price to cover up his deception.

He hasn’t talked to me since then.

Oh well.