I spent a stupid amount of time on the South American river looking for a handlebar bag for Pretty Purple Princess Penelope, with minimal success; everything is either black, tiny, huge, or junk. I need a 2-3 L capacity bag that'll fit on my North Road bars. Hot pink is preferred, but purple or brown will work. I also spent SO. MUCH. MONEY on the bike that there's little left for accessories; no arms or legs, but I can probably afford a few fingers. Am I chasing a snark? Does such a thing exist?