Originally Posted by Lascauxcaveman

Grungy, rusty, balloon-tired heavyweight. A 1930s - 1960s Schwinn, Wards, Hawthorn, etc. Something with a dorky "gas tank" sorta useless decorative appendage and ridiculously elaborate chain guard. Coffee people are not generally vintage racing bike people.

(Although many vintage racing bike people are indeed coffee people; but that is a a very small subset.)