Oh come on you guys, those are all just the 1985-1995 version of a Schwinn Suburban.
Anyone have one of these? Now that would be cool. (photo by user mattkock on MTBR)
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Genesis 49:16-17
"Well, well!" said Holmes, impatiently. "A good cyclist does not need a high road. The moor is intersected with paths and the moon is at the full."