I think I will try the VO crazy bars so I can keep my MTB shifters.
Regarding shorts, I personally got turned off by riding in them because I feel they represent a barrier to riding without judgement. I got many negative comments from power riders (road bikers) about my setup so I purposely ride without lycra. I even rode last time in a Hawaiian shirt.
I know it might sound pretty but it really annoys me when people make something as fun as riding a bike into a competition of better, newer gear or personal strength.. blah, blah, blah