I was basically doing a Las Vegas mini-century and I flatted at the half-way point.

No problem. My 16g Co2 cartridge will have me up and running in few minutes, right?
I pull the spare out of my seat bag, unfold it, and it was
huge! It think it was a for an old Huffy. I was in a hurry the day I bought it and must grabbed the wrong size Had to call my dad up to pick me up

. Got alot of weird stares from the redneck side of town (the east side which I rarely venture to) while I was sitting on a bench in front of Albertsons.
Not alot of guys wearing lycra on Boulder "White Trash" Hi-way
The moral of the story: Haste does make waste