Well keep driving intoxicated and the state may solve your problem for ya
Commuting by Wits, Thumb
Stafford Hitchhiker Finds a Political Cause on His Way to Work
By Michelle Boorstein
Washington Post Staff Writer
Monday, January 30, 2006; Page B01
It's 4:15 a.m. on a workday, and John Schindel is in his kitchen in a rural part of Stafford County, running through his commuting checklist before he heads out into the dark, drizzly, pre-dawn.
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