yeah, no kidding. wtf?

OP: not sure if you've searched the tape thing, but blacking out the frame
with vinyl tape is an excellent option. I did it to my pista a couple weeks
ago. came out great. I think there was another BF member or two that
discussed their technique of making templates and running the vinyl lengthwise.
works like a charm.

I did mine really quick just to get riding since I hate branding so much.
but my plan is to disassemble the bike completely, do a killer blackout job with
1-1/2 to 2" vinyl and build it back up.

another perk is that if you get hooked, it will only be matter of time before
you'll want to sell the bike to help fund a nicer ride. might be easier to sell
with the original finish / clear coat intact.