Originally Posted by
ortliebsforever
...I came around a curve to face an enormous timber rattler sunning him/her self by stretching across the trail. This sucker was huge. The width of the jaws was as wide as my closed fist.
I skidded to a stop before mangling the monster in my wheels. We looked at each other for a minute or so until the creature decided to crawl off over the cliff. Whew! I thought, as I clipped into my right pedal to go on my way. Then I found out something was wrong. I looked down and my rear tire was flat. I had to tear the bags off, get out the tools and fix the flat on that narrow stretch of trail while imagining all the monster rattlers ready to surround me.
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sorry, soldier, you are a no-go at this station!
the point of this useless thread is to mock all the other useless threads by being even uselessfuller.
you came upon a scary snake, and then you had a flat. these are things that happened.
to pass this station, you would have NOT seen a snake, and then NOT gotten a flat.
for your sins, you shall be temporarily reassigned to remedial sarcasm classes.
carry on.