^so I realize that this is mostly written in jest. And we all misplace something from time to time, right?
But what the heck have you been doing for the past month as colder weather approaches? Rotate your storage from warm weather to cool weather gear prominence? Take inventory? Mend worn items?
What do you do 90 days before an important event? 60 days? A month? In the days prior? And what do you do after dinner the night before a ride?
Planning is everything, the plan is nothing. - Dwight Eisenhower