Danno claims that if a parent does not know how to correctly use a quick release, they are too dumb to be a parent.

The instructions for the quick release that comes with the Shimano Dura-Ace front hub lists ten steps for correctly and safely installing a wheel using a Dura-Ace quick release.

My guess: Danno can NOT correctly list five out of those ten steps without referring to Shimano's instructions or to some other reference material. Not a single member of these Forum's could correctly recite and carry out those ten steps without the use of a written guide. I guess WE ALL are "too dumb to be parents".