First Amendment Right: check.

I am super annoyed by threads like the one referenced about why
we all should have brake(s) on our fixies and why we will all soon get
our notice for brake inspection from the Dept. of Transportation.

These posts pop-up everyone gets all riled up, no one's opinions
get changed, and posters always get all offended and go home
crying. Get a clue! There're some issues that'll never be "solved"
on a message board:

-brake vs no-brake
-anti-choice vs pro-choice
-mac vs windows vs linux vs lindows
-helmet vs no-helmet
-steel vs alu vs ti vs carbon