- I did a TT while wearing a trisuit . Got a podium too. Felt very ashamed
- I have used brake rub as an excuse for getting dropped (it may even have been true)
- I have used "I bonked" as an excuse for getting dropped (it may even have been true)
- I have used "I am doing a Z2 day today" as an excuse for getting dropped (and it may even have been true)
- I have attacked riding buddies on what were supposed to be non-competitive rides
- I am considering putting a BTS bottle cage on my aero road bike - only the fact that i dont want a bottle being ejected on a group ride is stopping me
- I dont have the confidence to ride no-handed
- Unless i am doing structured intervals, i always try to chase down any rabbits i see ahead of me
- When overtaking someone, i always try to appear relaxed - no matter how much i am dying inside

I always my TT bike with deep section front and rear disc and dont consider it confession-worthy - it's a HED with a fairing, and it will last. Besides, i paid good $$$ for the whoosh whoosh.