Do you have XXXX spokes? No
Do you have XXXX shorts? No
Do you have XXXX shoes? NO
Do you have XXXX rim? No
But we will be happy to order it for you for an additional $30.
The topper for me was when I went into a bike shop for a Conti GP4000II. Tagged at $76, manager's wife tried to charge me $80. But the tag on the box says $76.
Well that is a mistake, the price is $80. BUT this time you got lucky and I will charge you only $76.
Oh, I got lucky? You know I can get the tire online for $36? I plan ahead, order 3 for free shipping and I get 3 for about the price I am going to pay her for one, and I got lucky?
Here is your tire, see ya!
