well, from personall experience, ive noticed that when im under the influence, i bike a lot faster, as in 19-20 up a hill, on which i do maybe 10-15 on,. Also, if the ladies laugh, i tel them to hop on my rack ( my rack is nicer than thiers) and i take them home, which usually impresses them with my stamina and endurance and how strong my legs are..leading to my getting lucky that night haha. and for the record, ive been drinking guiness all night, so im also slightly drunk. heres to us drunken bikers and our drunken biking geting us lucky

Steve