Originally Posted by
datlas
Nah. We are reformed Jewish, or as I like to call it, “Judaism Lite.”
Less filling. I call it seder masochism. Oh, and a colleague sent this to me:
I do not want you in my house
I do not want you or your spouse
I do not wish to eat with you
At Seder one or Seder two!
Don't get me wrong, I think you're nice
But here's the the CDC's advice,
"Ten Plagues are enough, we don't need one more
And shoo Elijah away from your door"
This year's only guests: father, mother, sister, brother
“Next Year in Jerusalem!” we will say to each other
At next year’s Seder we will tell
How God saved his people with a squirt of PURELL!