Welcome to the Happy Healthy Commuting MuthaF*ckas Club (HHCMF). The goal of this club is to raise awareness of cyclocommuters, the healthy benefits to themselves and the environment and to take over the world's banking, political and industrial systems and re-focus them on making jelli-bells and handlebar streamers.

As for my commute, I hate headwinds and hills and I had both today. If only I had handlebar streamers to distract me.