I have a friend, who also happens to frequent these forums. He is a skilled rider and mechanic; yet, he has the worst luck with flat tires. He doesn't ride heavy in the saddle, doesn't ride thru crap piled up in the road or ride under-inflated tires; it's just bad mojo. He lives 4 hours from me but travels for work so he keeps a road bike here to ride should he find himself in the area. I went downstairs to the gym/bike room this morning and what do I find? His bike has a flat and hasn't moved in weeks; the mojo is just too strong. Let's play a "tune" of sorrow for our friend and I'll fix it in the morning

Who does this bike belong to?