Hail to the newly minted Crapmaster! And many thanks to the previous potentate Crandress for his oversight of the Box O' Crap for low these many eons. Welcome Crandress to the ranks of the former Crapmasters and enjoy your retirement.
To ChrOmOly:
Welcome aboard as the newest iteration of being the Grand and Munificent holder of the Box O'Crap leader's mantel.
At this time, might I implore the great and wonderful Crapmaster to please lower my receipt of the exalted Box O' Crap to second in line as I have received it within the last few of it's stops.
Your humble crap servant, Mad Honk