one night i went into the l.a. airport super late to fly to nyc.. and ron jeremy was the only other person at the ticket line.. super surreal.. he was arguing for an upgrade.. then at the gate i had to get his autograph for a friend.. only person in my adult life ive asked to sign something..everyone waiting for the flight noticed.. i think half were thinking "aw man.. hes get rons autograph.." and half were thinking "why woul dthat kid want that fat slobs autograph.."

point of the story.. i second afterthenap.. the dude is bizarre and a total slob