LOL! Too funny.

I stopped shaving after doing it for about 20 years. I was getting lazy and I'm assuming that a dirty razor somewhere along the line resulted in these tiny red, raspberry marks in the skin on my legs that even the dermatologist couldn't figure-out. Now that I've stopped shaving for a few years, I don't see the marks any more.

That, and I freakin' hated shaving. I'm willing to sacrifice a few watts for my own sanity.