I was **** faced one night and was supposed be going to a buddies house. Alex I can't go I'm way to loaded to ride. No problem, he says gimme your key, I'll ride your bike, give me a head start you and the girls grab a cab.

Seems like a good idea.. I'll wake up and my bike will be there, AND I cab with two babes. So.......

WE start getting close to his house , maybe .5k away and we see him. I lower the window and we're all yellin and screaming at him. No slaps or touches. Smiles all around. Then from the back window I see him waving as we pass.....and then BLAM right into the back of a parked car..... up onto the roof and then rolls off into the street. He's fine, bikes fine, but I almost peed myself laughing.....he was still laughing when we turned the cab around.

Or the time I was cruising home........ had a good clip going.... feeling ill from bouncing all that beer around..oh oh, but I don't wanna stop. Ok just chuck as I ride, I am drunk afterall. I'm hurling .........all ok I'm clean ....but the people I'm passing who are waiting on the corner the bus.......splash on the shoes but it's like a fifteen foot line of people ....god what a sight it must have been. Once I realized what I had done I laughed my ass off and giggled all the way home. Still makes me smile when I think of that