oregon's got a lot of breweries. and portland has a lot of drunks in it. and a lot of cyclists. especially fixies. and...drunks on fixies. like moi.

the other week, i rode from 46th and powell (southeast) to denver and kilpatrick (north portland). smashed. i remember getting really lost at SE 26th and clinton looking for a party that was actually ten blocks down and over. that's all.

not a funny story, but that's a long distance to ride drunk, and i'm wondering how i did as well as i did blacked out for almost all of the ride.