Old 07-17-20, 01:39 PM
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Originally Posted by znomit
Don't just stop there. Find his kids and steal their KOMs too. And then neighbours, co-workers, bar tenders, pizza delivery guy, LBS mechanic, ex wife (he sounds like such a complete ****** he won't have a current partner), deKOM them all. Word will get around soon enough that this guy is toxic to anyone who values strava and he'll be ostracised!
Then give him a pair of Conti Gatorskins for his birthday.
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