One thing that kinda scares the crap out of me is I never remember the ride home from the bar. I'll leave mostly (relatively) sober. But once I get on my bike, I guess I start superprocessing all the alcohol still left in my stomach. That's my theory, anyway. But I can never remember any details of the ride home or what route I took or if I got in any fights with the downtown bums.

But I do remember making myself a sandwich and posting stupid stories on the internet afterward.

Oh well.