It is the finest piece of work I have ever seen in a bike cycling garment! Ever! GOAT!!! The Rapha Elitists must invite you too their clubhouse immediately to share your backstory.
On the other hand, I too have fallen for cheap cycling jerseys but just re-purpose them to dog walking attire if they do not fit right for me. Extra back pockets are great for Terrier snacks and a water bottle holder.