Originally Posted by
livedarklions
I buy old noodles on Craigslist and upgrade.
I buy classic noodles in a titanium cup on which Jack Trumble brazed a universal joint hub clamp. I remove the MSG and 500mg of the salt and any animal products I add 200g of milk and 50g of locally grown Mich. sucrose. On a freezing morn I toggle clamp the top and attach to the front hub. After 10 miles I detach the cup from the hub and eat the resulting ICE CREAM. Yay.