- Was lapped 4 times in my first ever bike race.
- Drove 4 hours for a 150 mile race ... left my shoes at home.
- Fell asleep at Pizza Hut after the state road race ... got a face full of tomato sauce.
- Was best man at a friend's wedding ... his only demand was that we go for a ride that morning ... I lost him ... bride asking " WHERE'S PAUL ?? ! " ... uh, I dunno. He showed up 30 minutes later.


jw