Originally Posted by tomato coupe

That's a very complicated calculation. I can do it for you, but I will need the following information:
1) Your height and weight
2) Your hat size
3) Your astrological sign
4) Your spouse's name
5) Photos of your spouse
6) Names of children
7) Own or rent your home?
8) Name of your high school mascot
9) Your VISA or MC number (with expiration date and security code)
10) Chocolate or vanilla?