Cannondale (frame, stem, fork, seatbag)
FSA (headset, handlebars, seatpost)
Shimano (chain, FD, RD, cassette, STI, brakes, brake cables, housing)
Kool Stop (pads)
Look (pedals)
Vision Tech (aerobars)
fi`zi:k (saddle)
Mavic (wheels, hubs, spokes)
Deda (bar tape)
Bontrager (bar end caps)
TruVatiV (crankset, BB)
Cat Eye (computer)
YPK (derailleur cables)
Zero Components (bottle cages)
Polar (bottles)
Casio (watch)
Bell (helmet)
Pearl Izumi (gloves, shoes)
Rudy Project (glasses)
Sabona (bracelet)
Champion (socks)
Louis Garneau (jersey)
Hutchinson (tires)
Performance (shorts, CO2, tubes)
Sporto (?)(tire levers)
Motorola (cellphone)
Kershaw (assisted opener knife)
Glock (concealed carry handgun)
Winchester (tear gas)
Taser (taser)

Just kidding about the last 4.