The post I first wrote here was in very poor taste and I hope none of you saw it. Sorry.
If there's a market for an air pump it should be sold alongside tubeless, which does not play well with CO2.
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Genesis 49:16-17
"Well, well!" said Holmes, impatiently. "A good cyclist does not need a high road. The moor is intersected with paths and the moon is at the full."