I have fallen at least six times because I did not unclip - once in my front yard which gave my children no end of mirth.

And, sometimes I have problems clipping in. I have run into sidewalks and other obstacles because I have been looking down, cursing the pedal I cannot get the cleat into.

I too have been dropped by so many women that I don't care anymore.

I oncebonked so bad that I was reduced to lapping water out of spigot in a park.

I sometimes forget to bring a patch kit or a spare tube on long rides. That guarantees that I will have a flat miles from civilization and will be reduced to calling the wife or a friend to come and get me.

I too was once dropped by a guy on mtb.

I am 5'9" and my trainer make my bike about six inches higher. I have had to use a stool to mount up. Getting off is also interesting. It is a good thing I have all the children I want.