I'm thinking of the responses you'd get posting in various sub-forums here:

A&S: WD-40 is not VC, you dumb no0b!

Mechanics: WD-40 is not lube, you dumb no0b!

Road: WD-40 is not OCP, turn up the power meter to 400W next time first, you dumb no0b!

Others?

Seriously... sounds clever to me, but what do I know?