Originally Posted by the pope
I'm so freakin lonely. I want a muscled-up pregnant wife for quickies. I'd wash her hair in inexpensive beer, eat pastry with toys inside, then we'd laugh and laugh at the funny items on ebay. We would. But I'd encourage her to keep off the codeine. I might even hide that but she'd understand.
hahahaha!
That makes my ****ing afternoon. No ****. That was great. This is why I post sappy **** like this every once in a while -- because you all are so warped that your sense of humor inevitably bends somebody's melancholy around until it's funnier than it could have ever been on its own. Rock out Pope.