-28C/-37C Windchill. My new coldest commute temperature (was -27C from last year).

So i'm standing around the coffee room with some co-workers when someone calls in saying his truck started but his clutch is stuck and his girlfriends car has a flat so he won't be coming in. "That's funny, my bike started up on the first pedal.". I thought I was real clever until it dawned on me that he gets to sit in his boxers and play video games all day, and I'm at work.