https://eugene.craigslist.org/bik/d/...266166070.html
she: stand it over there by those old chairs.
he: here?
she: I don't see any other chairs, do you?
he: ok, now what?
she: stand still while I take the picture.
he: I shouldn't be in it, should I?
she: you're moving!
he: why am I in this picture?
she: it'll be nice. act like you're working on it.
he: what?
she: stand still! we'll get more for it this way.
he: how you figure?
she: it'll look like you're a regular sort of person.
he: what??
she: stand still! [click.]
he: did you get it?
she: you heard it click didn't you?
he: how much you think we should ask?
she: I saw on the news there's a bike shortage.
he: so ... $300?
she: no! a worldwide bike shortage! at least $1,000!
he: nobody's going to pay that for this damn thing.
she: you watch! I'll get $1,000 for it. then I can buy my new, digital sewing machine...
he: what?!