Originally Posted by
MoAlpha
I did that for five days on a very rough ocean race where the toilet broke. I would have loved to poop, but me bowels wasn’t having it. I remember the combination of coffee and rum starting to work as we waited to clear in with immigration and wondering if I wasn’t going to have to run for it.

The more of your stuff I read, the more you need to plan on your epic adventure in the near future. You have already done some epic stuff, and you really do need to out-epic those.
FWIW, I would have and could have done the same. Note to self: If I ever go on a boat, I'm bringing Gorilla Glue.