Originally Posted by Brad M
They're not moving at all. Fearing for the safety of my tires on the requsite bike lane grit and pine needles, I would opt to take my rightful place in the traffic lane. A few missed lights and lungs full of carbon monoxide are good tradeoffs for enhanced safety and visibility.
Not only that, but if a motorist looks at you cross-eyed you can give them an easy to see vulgar hand gesture or easily provoke a confrontation since you can be up close and personal with those cager devil dogs. Maybe even punch one or two in the face. (and scoot outta sight if the confrontation doesn't work out to your advantage). But only when you take your manly place in the traffic lane. Roody knows you can't be a real man skulking in the bike lane.
Get in the traffic lane and give 'em hell, just like Roody and friends. Roody, You be da man!