Originally Posted by RGMN

I had a woman in a convertible make a very close pass and throw a cup of pop at me as we came up to an intersection. I nailed her in the head with my water bottle. I even got the water bottle back as it bounced out of the car.


I was riding with a buddy when some guy in a crew cab pickup reach out and slapped his ass while yelling something that ended with "honey." My buddy used to have long hair and would have it in a ponytail when we rode. We caught them at a stoplight and my buddy pulls up next to the window, blows the guy a couple of kisses, and said "Your place or mine?" The guy that slapped him turned about 10 shades of red and his friends were howling with laughter.