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Old 04-02-21, 04:08 PM
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Drafting has its + & - , however, I often wonder if the - is thought about when in the moment ready to draft. Example: You work your ninja moves to stealthily draft someone. That person has no clue you're there & you have no clue what they ate prior to riding. So as the adrenaline kicks up the watts for both riders, the leading rider has a tacobell false alarm; producing the most horrid flatulence ever expelled & the drafter's need for mass oxygen takes place, while also receiving the spent lunch stench from the lead rider. Nearly avoiding an insta-vomit event, the drafting continues. Just as they roll up to a decent climb, the lead rider fires a snot rocket in preparation of making it up the steep grade. The turbulence wicks the rocket around & back, smack dab on the forehead of the drafter. Hoping it was a june bug, the drafter realizes that the cold April weather is not ideal for such insects & drops back as they've come to accept that they'd rather earn the ride & enjoy the scenery.
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