Might belong on the wacky thread but, well......
https://vermont.craigslist.org/bik/d...303724245.html
Couples only ♫Marital Bliss♫ Pair of Specialized hybrids 💓 - $312 (Burlington)$312 for the pair
H̶I̶S̶ ̶A̶N̶D̶ ̶H̶E̶R̶S̶,̶ ̶H̶E̶R̶S̶ ̶A̶N̶D̶ ̶H̶I̶S̶,̶ ̶H̶E̶R̶S̶ ̶A̶N̶D̶ ̶H̶E̶R̶S̶,̶ ̶H̶I̶S̶ ̶A̶N̶D̶ ̶H̶I̶S̶
Never Mind.
Couples.
(gender and order irrelevant)
The end of:
"Oh Yeah,If your bike's so much prettier, why don't you sleep
with it on the couch!"
"Maybe your superior ass bike will cook breakfast!"
"You could put all your crap on your precious bike and ride it over to your
Mother's."
"If your bike's so effing great, maybe it effing knows why my effing shifter
is effing sticking!"
"I'm Sooo sorry.Was that your bike I backed over?"
Buy matching bikes
It all becomes :
"I'm so lucky to have found you"
" I have a little itch"
"Wanna go for a ride? Not a bike ride, silly"
"OOPS, My clothes fell off."
Think of all the money you'll save on Therapy.
A University of Ohio study has shown that Bike envy is the #3 reason for
divorce in the first two years of marriage.
I know.I know.
I didn't either, but it's a University study
But I digress
Specialized describes them as:
The Specialized Crossroads is a comfort/hybrid/commuter/city bike.
Can you imagine that meeting?
"How about some suggestions on how to categorize this new Crossroads?"
"Comfort?" "That'll work"
"Hybrid?""Certainly"
"Commuter?""Good One"
"City?"" I like it".
"Let's narrow it down."
Lunch! Lunch!"
"Oh Hell, Just use them all"
Absolutely sweet
21 Speed
For a spell Specialized Bikes had a love affair with metallic paint.
They did both a metallic blue and red that were edible.
This is the Red AND the Blue
The only drawback with these beauteous paint jobs is the little wear marks on the top tube
that develop over time from folks touching them to see just what pretty feels like.
Detailed and tuned up by responsible persons with excellent posture.
Less aggressive tires Fine for Asphalt or Dirt.
Maybe a white trail.
I have had both vaccine shots.
Back at the end of February 2019 when I saw a Chinese gentleman on the news aim an IR thermometer at someone's forehead I rushed to find mine and shot my forehead. Heretofore it had only taken the temp of output transistors. February 2019- Forehead 91.4 degrees. Today 4/8/2021 91.5 degrees. I seem to be crud free. If you should opt to buy yourself this fineass bicycle, I'll scrub up and place it so you can have a cruise or we can social distance exchange.
It's so disinfected you could lick it.
But don't lick it.
Just don't.
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